Porter D. Lesh

Porter Lesh on Thomas the Train

Kid Fancy Magazine's Cutest Toddler Alive 2008

Porter Lesh riding the rails.
On Board Thomas the Train
June 2008


Black Butte Porter
 Black Butte / Camp Sherman Fish Hatchery
August 2007
At the Pool at Black ButteAt the Pool at Black Butte
Porter at the fish hatcherySitting on the bench at the fish hatchery


 Porter Lesh at Jamison SquarePorter in the Pearl DistrictPorter at Jamison Square
Jamison Square, NW Portland,  March 17, 2007

He'll steal your heart . . . and your car keys.

 

Panhandling toddler

what's under there?

pacifiers rock

 

January 28, 2007

Panhandling Toddler in NW Portland

 

Trivia:  I was named for Mel Gibson's anti-hero in the movie "Payback."

The only person to ever guess that is a chick―Tracy Murfitt.  Impressive!
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(Gibson's dark, brooding expression above is similar to my father's after spending hours waiting to see a doctor for my ear infection)

 

 

 

What's new? 

 

I'm 4 years old.
Check out my new Blog:  Wonder Twin Powers Activate.

I watch Thomas the Train and the movie Cars.
I hang out in my dad's greenhouse.
Jennifer Aniston filmed a scene of the movie Management at my Grandma's house.

Here are some photos taken 1.21.07 of me and my dad at Starbucks.

Please note 1) his camera phone sucks; and 2) age has ravaged a once promising voluptuary.

 

 

Porter Lesh and father

Porter and Dad at Starbucks



 

 

My Dewar's Profile

 

Age:  4 years

 

Physical Description:  Piercing blue eyes, full round face, gams of steel

 

Favorite Movie:  Payback

The Citizen Kane of revenge fantasy films

 

Favorite Foods:  Peanut Butter and Jelly | Macaroni and Cheese

Favorite Toy:  Thomas the Train

Favorite Parent:  Hiedi

 

Favorite Song:  Theme from Thomas the Train

 

Favorite Author:  Alafair Burke

 

Early Physical Maladies:  Acid Reflux (in remission); Ear Infections (remission); Uncontrollable Falling Down (remission);

Motor Mouth; Hyper-Disobedience Syndrome; Toddler Profanity Disorder or TPD; and Chronic Nagging

 

Last Books Read:  The 10 Habits of Highly Successful Toddlers

 

Biggest Accomplishment:  Sleeping through the night.

 

Political Affiliation:  Republican

 

Turn Offs:  Following the Rules

 

Favorite Quote:  "He reminds me of me before the weight of the world crushed my spirit."

 

Emergency Room Visit for Ear Infection

January 2006

(tubes put in ears shortly thereafter)

 

 

 

at starbucks

 

January 2007

 

 

kathrin larson

 

Wonder twin powers activate

 

February 2007

There's a garbage truck.

Black Butte Porter Lesh

Black Butte Summer 2006

 

 

2005 Pictures

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You showed me everything
Oh, you took me by the hand
Puppy dogs and Lincoln Logs
And castles by the sand


You gave me the courage
To spread my newborn wings
Like Mayonnaise and Marmalade
And other spreadable things


So I guess you are my hero
And there's something you should know
I want to make it clear,
So I'm going to sing it slow


If you weren't a man,
And my father, too,
I'd buy you a diamond ring,
And then I'd marry you.

 

Can I get some privacy here?

 

 

 

 

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